• Students’ Accounts of Cultural and Language Immersion in France, Spain, and Costa Rica

    Students’ Accounts of Cultural and Language Immersion in France, Spain, and Costa Rica

    This summer marks the return (after two years) of Roxbury Latin’s long-standing—and often transformative—cultural immersion programs. Shortly after final exams end and the school celebrates its newest graduates, dozens of RL students and their faculty chaperones fly to countries abroad to experience life, language, and learning in other parts of the world. This summer, students again traveled to Caen, France, and to Cádiz, Spain, for month-long visits, which involve homestays with local families and academic work in their elected modern language. This June, eleven RL boys also traveled to Costa Rica for two weeks, where they learned and enjoyed much about local people and culture, food and language, industry and natural landscape.

    Read the students’ firsthand accounts and view photos from their adventures at the following RL travel blogs:

    France

    Spain

    Costa Rica

  • Thank You For Another Record-Setting Year

    Thank You For Another Record-Setting Year

    Thanks to the generosity and commitment of our school community, Roxbury Latin has just concluded another record-setting year in fundraising—for the 13th year in a row—raising $4,812,306 for the Annual Fund. Financially and otherwise, you gave to Roxbury Latin so that we could continue to offer a rigorously imagined program for all our students, and to support the talented, dedicated faculty and staff who give unfailingly of themselves to know and love the boys in our care. We could not be more grateful for your unflagging support.

    Today we could not open the doors—or at least not to the parade of the talented, worthy students and teachers that we do—without the infusion of resources through the Annual Fund. As always, we tried to be worthy of your trust and affection. Thank you for joining us in our distinctive mission, and for affirming our good work.

    Because of you, we are able to welcome and support the most talented, interesting, aspiring, eclectic cohort of students in Greater Boston. Because of you, we can attract, develop, compensate, and retain a uniquely gifted, effective, and committed faculty. Because of you, we are able to maintain the distinctive financial model that supports our mission and allows us to offer a program both challenging and inspiring. You have made a positive difference in the lives of Roxbury Latin boys, and we are grateful for and humbled by your love and support.

  • Spring Athletic Accolades, Including Boston Globe Scholarship Honors for Mark Henshon

    Spring Athletic Accolades, Including Boston Globe Scholarship Honors for Mark Henshon

    Mark Henshon, Class of 2022, was honored this week in a ceremony at Fenway Park, celebrating his selection as a Boston Globe Foundation / Richard J. Phelps Scholar-Athlete. In its 36th year, this selective scholarship program honors some of Massachusetts’ finest high school scholar-athletes and student leaders.

    Supported by the Globe Foundation and Mr. Richard Phelps, 18 high school seniors earned scholarships valued at $3,000, awarded based on excellence in academics, athletics, and extracurricular activities. As described by the scholarship materials, the ideal candidate plays three sports and, ideally, captains those sports. He or she has earned league honors; is well respected as a leader by both teammates and coaches; maintains strong academic standing; and is highly involved in extracurricular activities both in and out of school, committed to serving their school and outside community.

    In addition to receiving the Globe/Phelps scholarship, Mark earned league honors this spring—being named ISL All-League in baseball and earning the ISL’s Silver Slugger Award, which goes each year to the league’s top hitter. Mark also earned several Roxbury Latin school prizes, recognizing his athletic commitment and skill, his dedication to academic excellence, and his character as a classmate, teammate, student, and friend.

    During the school’s Prize Day ceremony on June 3, Mark was honored as a 15-season athlete (starting at RL in the eighth grade) and he received the school’s Best Athlete award, given to a member of the graduating class. During RL’s graduation ceremony on June 4, Mark was awarded the prestigious Class of 1913 Award—one of three awards conferred during Closing Exercises—given annually to a member of the class who has made significant contributions to the life of the school.

    Headmaster Kerry Brennan said of Mark, during the awarding of those honors:

    “A superb scholar, Mark marries sheer determination with considerable talent, earning high honors grades across his time in the school and one of the coveted spots in the Cum Laude Society. A dominant force in three seasons, he not only performs brilliantly but, thanks to his example and his leadership, he was elected a captain of each of those sports. His precocious excellence earned him distinction as a 15-season varsity performer (earning a berth on the varsity cross country team, varsity basketball team, and the varsity baseball team—all as an eighth grader). Mark was the winner of the ISL individual championship in cross country; winner of the New England individual championship; led the team to an undefeated season; and in two different seasons earned both ISL and New England team championships. Mark held a 19-point per game average in basketball, with nine rebounds and six assists per game, and a 48% field goal percentage. In baseball he had a .479 batting average (tied for the league lead); achieved the remarkable feat of 11 RBI’s even from the leadoff position; and executed impeccable defensive play, including instigating the first triple play in modern RL history. He was elected to all-ISL and New England teams in all three sports, embodying the old-fashioned athlete who offers his best efforts in season and only occasionally beyond. He loves to play, and his commitment and joy in competing prove infectious. Mark is an exceptional person—caring, kind, intense, disciplined, honest, friendly, responsible, and catalytic. He earns the respect and affection of all who know him. To me, this young man’s most sterling credentials are personal and about attitude and resolve. His teammates know that they can count on him—for grit, for consistency, for leadership. He never asks more of others than he does of himself. And does all that he does with understated class and generosity.”

    Many of Mark’s classmates and teammates—as well as several talented underclassmen—earned Independent School League (and, for Kofi Fordjour in Track and Field, All-New England) honors this spring across all sports:

    Baseball:
    James Birch – ISL All-League
    Mark Henshon – ISL All-League; ISL Silver Slugger award (league’s top hitter)
    Antonio Morales – ISL All-League
    James Henshon, Patrick Schultz, and Thomas Pender – Honorable Mention All-League 

    Lacrosse:
    Hayden Cody – ISL All-League
    David Sullivan, Chris Weitzel, Nolan Walsh, Will Anderson, and Johnny Price – Honorable Mention All-League 

    Tennis:
    John Fazli – ISL All-League
    Cole Oberg – ISL All-League

    Track and Field:
    Kofi Fordjour – All New England
    Zak Bashir, Carter Crowley, Kofi Fordjour, Jedidiah Nelson – Honorable Mention All-League

  • RL@Work Connects Class II Students With What’s Possible

    RL@Work Connects Class II Students With What’s Possible

    This spring marked the sixth year of RL’s now-staple RL@Work program, which connects students at the end of their Class II year with professionals in a broad range of pursuits—each an example of excellence in their particular field. Led by Assistant Headmaster for Program Andy Chappell, the program provides boys with an off-campus experience of discovery and growth—through visits to places of work, encounters with professionals, facilitated group discussions, individual reflection, and engagement in hands-on design challenges and case studies. Consistent with the school’s mission, the program helps boys imagine how they might “lead and serve” in the years ahead. RL@Work offers boys exposure to various professions and types of leadership, challenging real-world problems, and solutions in-the-making, preparing them for citizenship, service, work, and the world. The program each year gives students a chance to pause and reflect; to imagine what the future might hold for them; to get a glimpse of some of the opportunities that exist in the world beyond RL; and to learn how their liberal arts education at RL intersects with that work.

    Nearly 30 generous alumni, parents, former RL parents, and friends of the school—scientists, lawyers, doctors, engineers, judges, developers, investors, professors, business owners—shared their time and passions with 53 Class II boys during the final days of the school year. Students trekked throughout and around Boston, Cambridge, and Worcester over four days, some getting their first taste of the MBTA commuting experience.

    The first of the program’s four days began with an orientation for the boys, in order to set clear the expectations and opportunities as they met, engaged with, and learned from the various individuals and organizations they would encounter over the following days. Afterward the group headed into Boston’s Longwood medical area to Harvard’s MEDscience Simulation Lab, where students sewed sutures and assessed vitals on high-tech practice “dummies” designed to blink, bleed, pulse, and cry as appropriate. There students also practiced assessing the symptoms of a test patient, working to diagnose the cause of the individual’s digestive complaints.  

    Day two of the program began with a focus on a variety of professions and industries, ranging from investing to construction, cutting-edge research to the legal profession. Students learned from alumni and parents leading and affiliated with Bain Capital, Consigli Construction, Harvard’s Visualization Lab, the law practice of WilmerHale, and members of the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office.

    In the afternoon, the group headed into Cambridge to MIT, where they experienced a range of activities and learning experiences coordinated by John Werner P’21’26. They met with impressive researchers, designers, academics, scientists, and artists at work on inspiring and life-altering research and creations in MIT’s world-class laboratories. Students agreed that a highlight of the afternoon was hearing from Vladimir Bulovic, Director of MIT’s Nano Lab. The morning of day three offered a window into the world of real estate, entrepreneurship, private equity, and robotics design, through visits to areas and offices in and around Boston. That afternoon students returned to campus, where they heard from seniors presenting on their various Independent Senior Project endeavors, and then finally undertook a mini-course in college essay writing from RL’s College Guidance office.

    The culminating day found the boys first at MIT’s Abdul Latif Jameel Poverty Action Lab (J-Pal), led in part by Global Executive Director Iqbal Dhaliwal P’21. J-Pal works throughout the world to reduce poverty by ensuring that policy is informed by scientific evidence. J-Pal’s leadership and staff do this through research, policy outreach, and training. Students met with individuals at work on various initiatives around the world, focused on areas of healthcare and governance, food security and education.

    On the afternoon of their final day, students and faculty chaperones headed to Worcester—first for an engaging tour of College of the Holy Cross, and then to meet with and hear from Dan Rea ’05, Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Worcester Red Sox, and Mike McElaney ’98, Vice President of Commercial Real Estate for The Menkiti Group, founded by alumnus Bo Menkiti ’95. Students learned a bit about the history of and recent development in the City of Worcester, and they received a special tour of Polar Park, home of the Worcester Red Sox. Afterward, the boys stayed with members of the faculty to watch the Worcester Red Sox take on the Syracuse Mets under sunny skies.

    Over four successful days, our generous partners and hosts reinforced to the boys—by virtue of their own professional experiences—themes familiar in any successful pursuit, regardless of the profession or discipline: the importance of teamwork and communication; willingness to fail and learn from that failure; creating networks and developing relationships; being open to the unknown, and to exploring new ideas; working hard and being persistent; and understanding that the path to meaningful success isn’t always traditional or straightforward. 

    We are grateful to the nearly 30 men and women who generously shared their time, talents and spaces to provide our boys an insider’s view on so many possibilities and paths toward meaningful pursuits:

    Julie Joyal and Britt Lee P’22, ’23, Harvard Medical School, MEDscience Simulation Lab

    J.P Chilazi ’06, Brendan Hanrahan ’09 and Robert Shaw ’14, Bain Capital

    Matt Consigli P’24, President, Consigli Construction

    Rus Gant, Director of Harvard Visualization Lab

    Frank Kanin ’06, Masai-Maliek King, P’28, Ramon Pascual ’07, Rob Settana ’01, Ed Zabin P’23, Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office

    Tim Silva ’88, P’17,’22,’24, and Arjun Jaikumar ’01, WilmerHale

    Vladimir Bulovic, Director, MIT.nano

    David Chang, Entrepreneur

    Emilie Eldracher, MIT ’22

    Ana Pantelic, Director, MIT D-LAB

    Ramesh Raskar, Director of Camera Culture Group, MIT Media Lab

    John Werner P’21 ’26, Link Ventures & MIT Fellow, Connection Science, MIT School Of Engineering 

    Dave Grossman ’97 and Jake Grossman ’00, Co-Presidents, Grossman Companies

    Pete Mahoney ’98, John M Corcoran & Co

    Chris Mitchell ’89, Spectrum Equity

    Jay Mitchell ’96, Audax Private Equity

    Nathaniel Weinstein ’10, Boston Dynamics

    Iqbal Dhaliwal P’21 Global Executive Director of MIT’s Abdul Latif Jameel Poverty Action Lab

    Dan Rea ’05, Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Worcester Red Sox

    Mike McElaney ’98, Vice President of Commercial Real Estate for The Menkiti Group

  • Celebrating the Class of 2022 at Closing Exercises

    Celebrating the Class of 2022 at Closing Exercises

    On June 4, the 377th year of The Roxbury Latin School culminated with Closing Exercises and the graduation of the Class of 2022. For the first time in two years, the school was able to hold its traditional, intimate ceremony—which includes the seniors, their families, the faculty and trustees—in Rousmaniere Hall. Immediately after the ceremony, under bright and sunny skies, the 53 newest alumni of The Roxbury Latin School celebrated on the Senior Grass with classmates, family members, and members of the faculty. (View a gallery of images from the morning.)

    Beginning with opening remarks from Headmaster Kerry Brennan—which acknowledged the challenges and triumphs of this particular group of boys, and also noted their many, worthy accomplishments—the ceremony included the singing of traditional songs America The Beautiful, Commemoration Hymn, and The Founder’s Song, as well as a performance of Come Fly With Me sung by The Latonics, with a solo by graduating senior, Eli Bailit. The ringing of the school bell, chiming 3-7-7, officially concluded the school year.

    Class valedictorian, voted by his classmates, was Vishnu Emani who delivered a personal, poignant, powerful speech that drew a standing ovation from his classmates.

    Vishnu’s address began with his recounting of a parable originally written by German author Heinrich Boll, about a fisherman enjoying his humble catch on a sunny beach. A businessman comes along, extolling the value of the fisherman starting a company, enlisting distributors, and making lots of money so that he can, one day, relax on a beach without a care in the world. The fisherman ultimately replies, “What do you think I’m doing right now?”

    “The parable of the businessman and the fisherman underscores a crucial tension that we all inevitably experience,” explained Vishnu, “and that is the trade-off between ambition and contentment. The businessman exemplifies the mindset of ambition, because he sees every moment as an opportunity to accomplish more and grow in the future. But his hunger for success in the future comes at the expense of living in the present. Now, while it may not be obvious, the fisherman also makes some sacrifices. Although he is satisfied in his life, the fisherman has intentionally foregone opportunities to contribute to society and make a greater impact.

    “This fundamental tradeoff is central to life’s most important decisions, for instance setting our work-life balance: do we spend our nights preparing presentations, or do we enjoy a home-cooked dinner with our family? Do we take the corporate promotion that would have us traveling every weekend, or do we settle down in a place we call home?… These are the sobering questions that high-achieving students like us, eager to make an impact in the world, are forced to confront… We have to ask ourselves: why are we making the decisions that we are, what is our intended goal, and what sacrifices are we willing to make to get there? So I say, let us dream big, let us take on life with vigor and passion, but, most importantly, let us keep our perspective, even as it’s so easy to get lured into the rat race that surrounds us.”

    The commencement address was delivered by Ron Liebowitz, president of Brandeis University, and father to graduating senior Heshie Liebowitz.

    “It would be tempting to join the legions of graduation and commencement speeches this year that have presented a variety of interpretations of the Jarvis Refectory maxim—from those to whom much has been given much will be expected,” Mr. Liebowitz began. “Such a speech would have me sharing words of wisdom that explains why your generation faces the toughest challenges ever, and, because you are so talented, to then exhort you to be bold and go out and fix all that is wrong with the world—from climate change to racial injustice to antisemitism to poverty to emerging diseases to growing mental health challenges. This has become a common mantra this year, most likely because we old folks are out of good ideas or haven’t the energy to do anything more. But I won’t go down that path.

    “Having watched first-year students arrive at college for the past 38 years, I advise you—in fact, urge you—to dedicate the next four years to personal growth. My point is that the world’s great problems can wait—despite what we Boomers and Gen X’ers say—until you have done the hard and hopefully satisfying work that it will take to be in the position to make a difference. To be successful, you will first need to be deliberate, thoughtful, and even brave in how you navigate your way through college.”

    At the conclusion of Mr. Liebowitz’s address, Headmaster Brennan and President of the Board of Trustees Bob O’Connor ’85 awarded diplomas to the newest alumni of The Roxbury Latin School.

    Three major Class I prizes were also awarded during Closing Ceremonies:

    The Richard A. Berenberg Prize, for generosity of spirit and concern for others, was presented to Alejandro Denis.

    The Class of 1913 Award, for significant contributions to the life of the school, was presented to Mark Henshon.

    The William Coe Collar Award, for achievements and contributions to the school that are deemed by the faculty as most deserving of recognition, was presented to Vishnu Emani.

  • Varsity Tennis Wins Third NEPSAC Title in School History

    Varsity Tennis Wins Third NEPSAC Title in School History

    The Roxbury Latin Varsity Tennis team has capped off another amazing season with a New England Class B Tournament Title. The team’s 4-1 victory over Belmont Hill on Tuesday, May 24, sealed the championship for RL, its third NEPSAC Title—winning also in 2019 and 2013.

    At the end of every regular season, the top eight tennis teams in Massachusetts and Connecticut compete in a tournament in their respective divisions. Roxbury Latin earned the two seed in the Class B Tournament and hosted the first two rounds on Saturday, May 21. In the quarterfinal, Roxbury Latin faced Pomfret Academy. RL started strong, winning two of three doubles matches to win its first point.

    Six singles matches followed, and RL needed to win at least three to advance. Cole Oberg (IV) at number-two singles, Akshay Kumar (II) at number-three singles, and Jiho Lee (III) at number-five singles, were the first to finish, and RL qualified for the afternoon semifinal against Green Farms Academy. RL once again started fast, winning the first point in doubles.

    RL and Green Farms were tied 3-3 after Eric Diop (III) and Tait Oberg (II) won their singles matches. Only Akshay Kumar in number-three singles remained. Akshay won a fiercely contested match to send the team to the finals against top-seeded Belmont Hill, hosted yesterday at St. Sebastian’s School in Needham.

    The Varsity Tennis team had lost a close match to Belmont Hill during the regular season, and knew that winning early doubles points was crucial. After splitting the first pair of doubles matches, Eric Diop and captain John Fazli (I) got the first point for RL after in a close match that went to a tiebreaker. In singles, Cole Oberg, Eric Diop, and Jiho Lee were the first to finish their matches, pushing Roxbury Latin to the four points needed to be crowned New England Champions.

    Coach Diop and the entire Varsity Tennis team thanks RL Nation—students, faculty, alumni, and parents—for standing with the team throughout the tournament. Their support was critical to RL’s victory. Many former tennis players who were part of the 2019 New England Championship team were also present for the final: Brendan Jimenez ’19, who plays for Skidmore, Joey Barrett ’20, who plays for Colby, and Walker Oberg ’21, who plays for Yale, were in attendance. We are extremely proud and grateful for the continuity of our tennis program. Our two seniors, co-captain John Fazli and Frankie Gutierrez, have been instrumental in the team’s success over the years and will be greatly missed. We know we will see them next year, cheering on us at the 2023 tournament.

  • Track and Field Places Second in ISL and Ties For Second in New England

    Track and Field Places Second in ISL and Ties For Second in New England

    On May 14, Roxbury Latin’s Track & Field team had a remarkable showing in the 2022 ISL Championship meet, held at Thayer Academy. The team finished in second place, earning 79 points—RL’s best finish since 2013. The event included several highlights and strong performances from RL athletes.

    Senior co-captain Jedidiah Nelson scored in three events, including a second place finish in the long jump and pole vault. Jed now sits third all-time at RL in the pole vault with a massive one-foot personal best (12’0″). Senior co-captain Armando Walters now holds the second best all-time RL record in the 400m dash (51.30).

    At the meet, Cross Country team stand-out Kofi Fordjour (II) set a new school record in the 1500m (4:01.43), besting the previous record set by Joey Mullen ’15 by a full three seconds.

    Zak Bashir (I) and Carter Crowley (II) both scored in two events each—Zak in the high jump and triple jump, and Carter in the 300m hurdles and javelin.

    View photos from the ISL Championship meet, taken by Adam Richins.

    On May 21, at Governor’s Academy, the team competed in the New England Championship meet where they tied for second place with Suffield Academy, falling short only to first-place Middlesex. This was the team’s first year competing in Division II.

    Individuals successes from RL athletes at the New England meet were many:

    – Seven boys set lifetime personal bests.
    – Kofi Fordjour (II) was a double event winner/champion, in both the 3,000m and 1,500m. He also placed second in the 800m (his third event of the day) and recorded a school record in the process (1:57.14). Kofi was named Outstanding Performer of the Meet on the boys’ side.
    – Scoring in an incredible four events was senior co-captain Armando Walters (4×100 anchor leg, 400m, 200m, 4x400m anchor leg).
    – Scoring in multiple events were senior co-captain Jedidiah Nelson (long jump, 4x100m), senior Zak Bashir (high jump, triple jump), junior Adam Kuechler (800m, 4×400), and sophomore Alejandro Rincon (pole vault, 110m hurdles).
    – In a positive sign of the future, Benji Macharia set the freshman record in the 400m (54.94)!

  • Two Seniors Awarded National Merit Scholarships

    Two Seniors Awarded National Merit Scholarships

    The National Merit Scholarship Program recently announced its selection of 2,500 scholarship winners, chosen from a pool of 15,000 talented high school senior finalists across the country. These members of the Class of 2022 will each receive $2,500 scholarships toward college next year. Among these outstanding students, nation-wide, are two Roxbury Latin seniors: Liam Finn and Max Williams.

    The National Merit Scholarship Program selection process began in October 2020, when more than 1.5 million juniors took the PSAT, or the National Merit Scholarship Qualifying Test. In addition to Liam and Max being identified as semi-finalists, representing less than one percent of the nation’s highest scores, sixteen additional RL students received commendations, meaning their scores placed them in about the top 4% of all test-takers. Those students are Eli Bailit, James De Vito, Vishnu Emani, Teddy Glaeser, Liam Grossman, Mark Henshon, Colin Herbert, Josh Krakauer, Brodie Lee, George Madison, Kayden Miller, Ale Philippides, David Sullivan, Theo Teng, Oliver Wyner, and Alex Yin.

    It is a great honor to have two National Merit Scholarship winners in a graduating senior class of 53. Congratulations to all 18 boys who received recognition from the National Merit Scholarship Program this year.

    In this 67th annual National Merit Scholarship competition, awards are supported by the organization and approximately 400 businesses and educational institutions, to “honor the nation’s scholastic champions and encourage the pursuit of academic excellence.” About 1.5 million juniors in more than 21,000 high schools entered the 2022 National Merit Scholarship program by taking the 2020 PSAT, which serves as an initial screen of program entrants. Scholarship recipients are selected on the basis of their skills, accomplishments, and potential for academic success at the college level.

  • A Sunny, Joyful Reunion and Spring Family Day

    A Sunny, Joyful Reunion and Spring Family Day

    Thank you to the hundreds of alumni and families who gathered on Roxbury Latin’s campus over the weekend to celebrate Reunion and Spring Family Day. Festivities began on Friday, May 13, with the Spring Instrumental Concert—featuring RL’s Chamber musicians, Jazz Band, and Guitar Ensemble—and with the 25th Reunion Family BBQ, honoring members of the Class of 1997.

    On Saturday morning, alumni from across decades returned to the RL classroom, in lessons led by Mo Randall (English/Classics) and John Lieb (Mathematics), and heard from members of Class I in a student panel and from Headmaster Kerry Brennan, who offered a sense of Roxbury Latin today. Alumni, students, families, and faculty flocked to enjoy a BBQ lunch under the arches of the IAF and cheered on members of our Varsity Baseball, Lacrosse, and Tennis teams as they competed in athletic contests through the afternoon.

    Finally, on Saturday evening, in the Gordon Fieldhouse, more than 300 guests celebrated a Reunion which honored, in particular, classes ending in 2 and 7. There guests enjoyed good food, drink, and fellowship into the evening.

    View a gallery of photos from Spring Family Day.

    View a gallery of photos from Reunion Weekend.

  • RL Presents the Junior Play, “Chalk is Cheap”—A Production by RL, about RL!

    RL Presents the Junior Play, “Chalk is Cheap”—A Production by RL, about RL!

    On May 6 and 7, this year’s Junior Play—a production two years in the making—filled the Smith Theater stage at 7:30 p.m. both evenings. Chalk Is Cheap, an original play written by Associate Headmaster Mike Pojman, was intended to be produced in 2020, as part of the school’s 375th anniversary celebration. As with so many other plans, the production had to be put on hold.

    Playwright Mr. Pojman writes in the program notes, “I am thrilled and grateful that my friend Derek Nelson took a leap of faith and offered to produce it now, with a little freshening up, to celebrate the school’s 475th—albeit a century early. Without his blind faith, imagination, foresight, and expert direction, Chalk is Cheap would have remained in COVID quarantine permanently.

    “I also want to extend my thanks to Brian Buckley, Cass Martyn-Seidl, David Sullivan ’22, Joy Adams, James Allan, Michael Beam, and the many student actors, set builders, and techies who made this production possible. I felt some urgency about writing Chalk is Cheap because, being rather fond of the title, I thought it important that the work be staged before a reference to ‘chalk’ was as unfamiliar to a teenage audience as a rotary phone. It may already be too late—my Fifthie English students have been asking me, ‘We know it’s a pun, but what does it mean?’

    “As you will see, my esteemed colleagues Elizabeth Carroll and Jamie Morris-Kliment are fully on board with their loving portrayals in this production, as are my friends Brian Buckley, Jim Ryan, Billy Quirk, George Matthews, Nick Poles, Darian Reid, and Paul Sugg. (Or, they would have been had I consulted them.)

    “Finally, let me apologize ahead of time for any inside jokes that may leave you grown-ups baffled. And regarding those that simply fall flat, I would also ask you to allow the equally mystified actors to step over them and move on.”